April192014

jellyybeans4you:

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

Ya know, unless they say it to “it’s so small.” Then it’s just “you must hear that a lot.”

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

11AM
“What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” Morticia Addams (via carp3-noctem)
11AM

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via satellite-flights)

12AM

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

(via scandalsinbelgravia)

12AM

blinkanditsover:

A mouse diced with death when it stole some food from under the nose of a leopard at the Santago Rare Leopard Project in Hertfordshire.

Instead of pouncing on the mouse, the 12-year-old African leopard, called Sheena, simply watched as it fed on scraps of meat thrown into its enclosure.

At one stage she tried to nudge the mouse away with her nose, but the mouse carried on eating regardless.

(via scandalsinbelgravia)

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